No more of that business...

Well Thanksgiving is over. To everyone who celebrated it, hope it was good. To those who didn't, whatever. You must not like free food and therefore I do not wish to know you.

During my Thanksgiving vacation, my little brother got me hooked back on one of my favorite pastimes when I was a kid, Pokemon. To all of you who are rolling your eyes in disgust right now, you know nothing!!!! Its one of the most entertaining video games ever created.

I'm never gonna ”catch em' all”, as I haven't the patience for that, but it still totally rocks.

My holiday greeting

And it's just for you! Yes, you!! What a crazy year its been with all that stuff that happened and what not. At this time of year, being the holiday that it happens to be at the time you read this, it's important to remember the great times we shared.

Remember when we called each other because of that one thing that was important at the time? We sure did have a great laugh about that, I assume!

Oh, and the other time when we all got together and went out to that place that was in the city we were in and we had so much fun, I'm pretty sure!

Those are the kind of memories I think of around holidays like the one this is and it makes me really happy to have you in my life.

So thank you and happy relevant holiday, everyone and God/Gods/Nothing bless you!!!!

Thankfulness Overloaded

Like any holiday or major event, everytime you turn on a TV, read a newspaper or turn on your computer, you get inundated with peoples opinions on whatever it is that's comin around the bend.

Usually, that makes me wanna strangle society to death with piano wire.

One of the only exceptions to that rule for me is the trend of people saying what they are thankful for at Thanksgiving. It's one of my favorite holidays, no matter how unappreciated it is as a whole.

I love to hear what people are thankful for and what means most to them, no matter what it is. Family and friends or beer and boobs, it doesn't matter what you hold dear, just make sure you keep it in mind and express your gratitude for all you have.

It isn't easy to keep sight of those things all the time, but it's always important.

So in the spirit of practicing what I preach, I'm gonna list some things I'm thankful for.

1. Breathing
2. A fully functioning circulatory system
3. Higher brain function
4. The ability to write what I'm thankful for
5. All the people who love me
6. All the people who tolerate me
7. All the people who pretend to tolerate me
8. God's exceedingly fucked up sense of humor
9. MY exceedingly fucked up sense of humor
10. The complex simplicity of the universe
11. Food
12. Monkeys smoking cigarettes
13. Comic books
14. Movies
15. Women
16. Women in comic book movies
17. Heavy metal. Both the music and the elements
18. Dihydrogen Monoxide
19. The moon and stars
20. And lastly for this list, since I don't want to ramble on forever, you. Because every time you read this blog you make me want to write in it that much more.

Here's to 1 month of randomness!!!

Well, a little over a month, but whatever.

I gave myself this awesome award for all my great award-worthy awesomeness!

I think starting this blog was one of the best ideas I ever stole from someone. It lets me state my opinions, write constantly and not have to see the look on your face when I say something stupid.

Thank you to everyone that reads this and especially thank you Moneypenny for giving me the idea to do this and for the support. You're the best, as always.

In a world where vampires are deeply emotional teenagers.....

....there were 5 terrible movies.

That is the essence of the Twilight Saga.

I'd like to thank my mom for inviting and treating my wife and I to a wonderful night out, first of all.

Now, I was going to critique the last Twilight movie. But I don't have to. By now, everyone can just expect the suckiness.

If you'd like to read a very astute and funny critique of the film, click  here. Moneypenny pegged it perfectly and she hasn't even seen it. Plus she attached a hilarious video

Rough day

I was having a pretty rough day and was about ready to give up on everything, until I remembered this one small, but very important fact.

  Somewhere in Japan, this is happening right now.

  Kinda makes you feel a bit better, huh?

”Reality is a slippery notion.”

I wish I could explain the incredibly complex ideas ruining through my mind today. I keep getting lost in thoughts about the definition of reality and what makes something real.

I don't know. It's one of those deep philosophy days for me I guess. Of anyone has any ideas to share, please do so freely. Maybe it'll help me sort things out in my mind.