The Posting II: The Sequal

So, it's been quite the day. A little rainy, a little cold, a whole hell of a lot of boring, but things could be worse.

Anyway, in an attempt to not only garner some support and new followers in this business, I'm putting out this bulletin:


                                                      WANTED!

   Random thoughts, subjects and/or 
  topics of interest to YOU! Yes, YOU!

Yes that's right, now you can, if you so choose, dictate the course and content of my future posts! Sure, I'll still be doing my usual ridiculous nonsense that comes to my head at any given moment, but I would also like to hear anything that you would like me to comment on, ponder out loud or go off on a maddening tangent about!

Anyone's idea is eligible for consideration, provided that:

A.) I find it interesting or potentially awesome

and

B.) You are aware that I will most likely turn it into an amusing, sarcastic and slightly mocking post for the whole of the internet to read.

So, if your interested, comment on this post, my Facebook page or any future posts with your ideas or gripes or whatnot and help me help you to help you help me.

Thanks to those who keep reading my blog and for those of you who don't or have never read it, you know who you are and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

- Hippo C

Blogging from the comfort of my lofty castle...

Well, it's official. I now have the internet in my home.

I understand that for many this seems like a small thing, but it means alot to me because I haven't had the internet readily available too me since I was a kid.

No more will I have to be excited to go to someone's house just because I can leech their internet, nor will I ever again have to degrade myself by mingling with the peasants at the "Library".

And most importantly, now I am able to sit on my couch and use my computer to write my ridiculous blog posts for you to read, and that means more posting, more often! I know that all one of you are really excited about that!

So there you have it. I have easier access to the internets, so you have more readily available access to the workings of my mind. That makes me happy and so, under pain of death, it also makes you happy.

To all who read this, Have an exceedingly pleasant day and don't forget to eat your vegetables and wash behind your ears. Oh, and stop playing ball in the house! Don't you use that tone of voice with me! You just wait until your father gets home!

- Hippo C

Haven't done this for awhile....

Well, well. Fancy meeting you here.

I wish I could say life has been crazy or that I've had some major breakthrough that's kept me from writing on here, but alas, I simply haven't had the drive.

There are alot of people I know who write inspirational things or talk about their lives and feelings in their blog and it would be very easy for me to do something like that, but I don't want to. Mostly because, in my experience, people really don't give much of a shit. So instead I'll stick to my theme of weirdness.

I've started a running theme of tips and tricks I like to call ”Adventuring 101”. Here's a new one.

If ever you find yourself battling a supernatural creature, such as a blood swamp fellbeast or a hellfire spewing, vampiric marmoset, remember they all have one glaringly obvious weakness. A glinting crystal eye perhaps or a second randomly flailing head that occasionally stops to spit acid at you. Things to remember.